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This is another one of those posts where I accept that things just are the way they are, but write down things for others, so that the Google query “clickhouse uuid ordering” or “clickhouse uuid sorting” isn’t completely devoid of relevant results.
Recently I got to tinker with a ClickHouse database. I’m still new to it, but I guess you can tell it’s a good database cause the client prompt is a :) smiley.
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(This post has an update pointing to another solution at the bottom.)
Flamegraphs have become a pretty established way of visualizing performance of programs written in compiled languages. They give you a quick overview of how much time your program spends on certain subroutines. But preparing them is kind of an errand.
One of the possible sources of performance measurements for flamegraphs is the perf framework in Linux kernel. What you do is either wrap the run of your program in a perf record tool invocation, or you just tell the tool to attach to an existing process.
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Update (2021-10-24): Owncast is now packaged and configurable within NixOS unstable, and a new NixOS release is due in November. So this description is likely no longer useful. Not to mention that I don’t use Owncast anymore.
I really enjoy painful discovery of hidden dependencies, so I thought it would be fun to package Owncast for NixOS for my own nefarious purposes. I didn’t have any experience with Owncast before, but what could possibly go wrong?
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For some time now I’ve been exploring alternative approaches to smartphones.
In February 2020 I wrote a little bit about Nokia 800 Tough, which was a modern attempt at a feature phone with smartphone-ish features, but turned out to be not very great and useful, although pretty well built, which I think could be useful for attending protests cough cough I mean, taking long walks across Warsaw. The full review is over here: Lessons learnt from dual phone wielding.
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Warning: After reading what I wrote I am not-so-happy to inform you, the reader, that this is kind of a rant.
A few days ago I skimmed through my long-abandoned plan-to-watch list of anime, and through an educated guess decided to watch the series titled Irozuku Sekai no Ashita kara, which also goes by Iroduku: The World in Colors (which confuses me greatly, cause I’m not seeing where the du came from).
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John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will…
When Fire Emblem: Three Houses (referred to further in this document as FE3H) was released, seemingly everyone in my Twitter feed who had a Nintendo Switch was enamoured with it. Some of those feelings even found their way to me, which is how I ended up buying a Flayn sticker, and how I was programmed into calling every Friday a Fish Friday.
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This post has, for the time being, unsatisfying conclusion. You have been warned.
Last Sunday I was planning to take a break from programming. Maybe start solving one of those 1500 pieces jigsaw puzzles. Unfortunately my dad did not realize it, and started throwing vaguely formulated project ideas:
You know what would be cool? If you could somehow put Spotify and that new cool Polish internet radio and maybe some other internet radios in my old boombox.
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For many years my favourite social media site was Twitter. I’m not entirely sure why: was it the character limit on the status updates, or the ease of meeting new people, or maybe something else; either way, it was my favourite. However, for the last three years my social media attention has been split between Twitter and the so-called fediverse. I’d like to explain a little about what the fediverse is and what’s good to know before joining.
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In October 2019, I became a lucky owner of a just released new amazing phone, a Nokia 800 Tough. What sets it apart from my previous smartphone (a Motorola Moto G5S) is that it’s not a smartphone – instead it’s a feature phone with no touch screen, just some keys.
From day one I knew the transition from one phone to the other would not be easy. So I decided to carry both of them in my pocket and hopefully some cool natural habit would come out of this.
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SIO2 is Polish Olympiad in Informatics’s automatic grader (the insider term, I hear, is “online judge”) for competitive programming contests. If you wanna try it out, I recommend the Olympiad-run public instance for training, Szkopuł.
But SIO2 is not just about submitting code solutions. The internal APIs are abstract enough to support, for example, quiz type contests.
They haven’t seen much use over they years, though. But quizzes have always been a heavy part of the Polish Junior High School Olympiad in Informatics, and while the junior high schools are gone now following an (in my opinion) awful education system reform, some of the tradition is to be continued by Polish Junior Olympiad in Informatics, now for primary schools.
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My first Spotify playlist dates back to February 2013. It’s over 2000 tracks long at this point, and most of my time alone I just put it on shuffle.
At first I was only listening on my desktop and my Android phone. I made use of the free tier for a year, before Spotify realized it had near-zero revenue in Poland and started pushing for Premium subscriptions aggressively by cutting down features.
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With MyAnimeList down for days now, I’ve been seeing people turn to other alternatives such as Kitsu and Anilist a fair deal recently, and although I have long since done so, it is a new for at least three of my friends.
But even with Kitsu being a libre alternative to MAL, I’ve been kind of disappointed with how centralized it is, and how if it falls down, it falls down, just like any centralised social network.
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EDIT: the demo is no longer available.
You might look at it and think it’s completely idiotic and ask why would anybody want this, but I have a Nokia E51 and I constantly run into websites that force HTTPS on everything and my phone doesn’t understand either TLS or SNI (can’t remember) so the only thing that works for me is Google, not even Wikipedia.
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I figured out it’s about time to give some of my projects a write up, and I’m pressed by time, so it seems like a perfect opportunity.
A few months ago, as my dear friend and Crystal fanatic RX14 decided to shut down his file hosting of worldwide fame, aww.moe. Most precisely, it wasn’t shut down, it was changed to private-only, and while he did offer me an account, I didn’t feel like depending on somebody else to host my precious files.